Battle #002: Home Away From Homeless! April 16, 2009 Location: A Random Street Player: Homeless Man Written by [New Author] *sigh* I'm homeless and no one seems to care PERSON walks by! Ooh! May I please have some money oh gracious one? HOMELESS MAN uses BEG! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! PERSON is DISGUSTED! Noo! Please! I need money please! HMAN uses BEG AND GROVEL! PERSON runs away! *sigh*... Well at least nothing extremely random happened...You can never be too careful with the Narrator around... BULLDOG appeared! ... BULLDOG wants to FIGHT! ... BULLDOG uses RABID BITE! AHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! BULLDOG'S attack CONTINUES! You know what? I don't care. I'm just gonna let this bulldog bite me until I die... BULLDOG'S attack CONTINUES! HOMELESS MAN obtained AIDS! Wait... isn't AIDS an STD? WHERE did you THINK the BULLDOG was BITING YOU? AHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! CHEF appeared! CHEF demands that you RETURN his BULLDOG! CHEF accuses you of STEALING! I didn't steal the Bulldog... CHEF says you did STEAL IT! CHEF asks WHY you are WEARING his BULLDOG as a THIRD LEG! It's still there? YES! AAAAAAAAAHHH! TAKE IT BACK! CHEF asks you to get into his BLENDER! NOOO! WHY DOES EVERYTHING WANT TO KILL ME? CHEF orders you to get in his BLENDER! ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER appeared! ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: Get into his chopper, now. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER disappeared! ...Right... This can't get any more random... LIGHT YAGAMI appeared! LIGHT YAGAMI writes a NAME in the DEATHNOTE! LIGHT YAGAMI disappeared! Location: Hogwarts ALBUS DUMBLEDORE: No Severus please! SEVERUS SNAPE: Avada Kedavra! ALBUS DUMBLEDORE: ARRRRGGGH Location: A Random Street ...okay you proved me wrong... Who is Light anyways? LIGHT! COMING SOON TO NANAKI'S APARTMENT! NANAKI uses WILD CHEER! ... BULLDOG'S attack CONTINUES! ARGH! BULLDOG is now a PERMANENT FEATURE of HOMELESS MAN! HOMELESS MAN was renamed BULLDOG MAN! CHEF throws BLENDER BALL! Success! BULLDOG MAN was CAPTURED! *sob* CHEF wins!

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