EVOLUMAN and PIKACHU! Please enter the arena!
Color Key: Game Text / EVOLUMAN's Dialogue / PIKACHU's Dialogue

Well, Pikachu. It looks like we must battle each other once again.
Pika.
Just like the old days... remember when you first battled me?
I tried to evolve you into a Raichu and-
PIKACHU wants to fight!
Oh, you're getting right down to business, eh?
EVOLUMAN wants to fight!
Pi Pikachu!
PIKACHU sent out MISSING NO.!
Uh oh... looks like this is a job for....
EVOLUMAN sent out Venomoth!
Pika!
MISSING NO. used GLITCH!
It didn't affect VENOMOTH!
Alright, Venomoth! Attack!
VEMOMOTH used VENOM!
It didn't affect MISSING NO.!
That's strange...
Chu...
PIKACHU withdrew MISSING NO.!
VENOMOTH fainted!
I KNEW IT! VENOMOTH ALWAYS FAILS ME!!
PIKACHU sent out PIKACHU!
It's not over yet... my newly-evolved
Kadabra should do the trick!
EVOLUMAN sent out KADABRA!
PIKA!!!
PIKACHU used THUNDER!
PIKACHU's attack missed!
Okay, Kadabra - you know what to do!
KADABRA used THE TRICK!
KADABRA did THE TRICK!
Pika?
KADABRA disappeared!
PIKACHU???
PIKACHU is confused!
Ha ha! That's what I was counting on!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Good job, Kadabra. Return!
KADABRA is GONE!
I'll have to worry about finding Kadabra later…
For now, it's just you and me, Pikachu!
Pikachu?
Yes, you.
PIKACHU is confused no more!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
OW!! That's it, Pikachu… you leave me no choice…
Pika?
EVOLUMAN reveals THUNDER STONE!
PIKACHU!!
Yes…I did get rid of my original thunder stone….
...but that didn't stop me from buying a new one!
Pi..?
Oh, don't worry… I won't use it to evolve you.
Unless, of course, you attack me again.
Pikapi! Pikachu pika pi pikachu!
Um… narrator?
PIKACHU wants to know how it's supposed
to win the tournament if it can't fight you!
I guess you'll have to forfeit.
PIKACHU is furious!
EVOLUMAN holds THUNDER STONE in front of him!
PIKACHU forfeits!
EVOLUMAN wins!
This time, I will win the tournament!

LSLOTH and DEATH! Please enter the arena!
Color Key: Game Text / LSLOTH's Dialogue / DEATH's Dialogue

Oh, this shouldn't be too difficult.
What do you mean?
Well, you're the guy who never wants to
fight anyone, aren't you?
That's right. I refuse to fight in any Red Version battle.
LSLOTH wants to fight!
In Green Version, however…
DEATH wants to fight!
I will fight to the death.
I imagine there's no pun intended.
On this site? Believe me, every pun is intended.
LSLOTH sent out LE SLOTH!
Hmm… It'll be simple enough defeating you by myself.
DEATH sent out DEATH!
You don't stand a chance.
Of course I do. I'm Death.
I'm not impressed. You're just a state of existence.
And I suppose you have no relation to Lord Soth
of Dragonlance fame?
NO!! I'm a completely original creation!
LE SLOTH used SLIME ATTACK!
DEATH's speed greatly fell!
Looks like nobody will be dying a quick, painless
death anytime soon, eh?
Silence! It's time you saw my awesome power!
DEATH used KILL!
LE SLOTH died!
Well, I have plenty more sloths where that came from.
LSLOTH sent out LE SLOTH!
And since you're slowed down, I'll always get the first attack!
LE SLOTH used DRAIN!
HP was drained from DEATH!
But I'm DEATH! You can't take life from me!
Like I said, you don't stand a chance!
KADABRA appeared!
Huh? Where'd that come from?
I don't know, but I'm catching it!
LSLOTH used POKé BALL!
Aww… it appeared to be caught…
You're wasting your time!
DEATH used KILL!
LE SLOTH died!
I guess I should weaken the Kadabra first…
LSLOTH sent out LSLOTH!
Die, Kadabra!
LSLOTH used SLUDGE on KADABRA!
KADABRA is angry!
Now's my chance!
LSLOTH used POKé BALL!
KADABRA was caught!
Fool! You've left yourself completely vulnerable to me!
DEATH used KILL!
Noooooooooo!
But, it failed!
Noooooooooo!
Go, Kadabra!
LSLOTH withdrew LSLOTH!
LSLOTH sent out KADABRA!
You can't defeat me! I'm Death!
Kadabra, finish it!
KADABRA used PSYCHIC!
DEATH fainted!
LSLOTH wins!
This tournament is as good as won.

The Final Battle
EVOLUMAN and LSLOTH! Please enter the arena!
Color Key: Game Text / LSLOTH's Dialogue / EVOLUMAN's Dialogue

This tournament is as good as won.
Hey! I just said that a moment ago!
So? It's my line now.
LSLOTH wants to fight!
Yeah, I figured you might.
EVOLUMAN wants to fight!
Go, Kadabra!
LSLOTH sent out KADABRA!
HEY!! That's MY Kadabra!
Oh really? Well I caught it, fair and square.
That isn't fair! That's the only decent Pokémon I have!!
Too bad. Kadabra, kill!
KADABRA used PSYCHIC!
EVOLUMAN's secrets became known!
Hmmm… how interesting! So you got this far in the tournament by threatening Pikachu with a thunder stone?
What?? How do you know about that?
Kadabra has revealed it to me. Gee, if the webmaster finds out about this you'll be disqualified from the tournament!
Well I don't believe in this omnipresent 'webmaster'.
EVOLUMAN sent out VENOMOTH!
Don't fail me, Venomoth!
VENOMOTH used FAIL!
VENOMOTH FAILED you!
VENOMOTH fainted!
Hey… Venomoth would make a nice addition to my collection…
Are you crazy? Venomoth is good for nothing!
Maybe that's because it has a bad trainer.
Well I'll trade you the Venomoth for the Kadabra…
Hmmm… I don't know about that…
Tell you what… I'll throw in a thunder stone for free.
You've got yourself a deal.
FAINTED VENOMOTH was traded to LSLOTH!
THUNDER STONE was traded to LSLOTH!
KADABRA was traded to EVOLUMAN!
Mwa ha ha! They don't call me Da Evolution Man for nothing!
Eh? What do you… oh NO!
What? KADABRA is evolving!
What have I done??
KADABRA evolved into ALAKAZAM!
Face it, Lord Sloth! You've been outsmarted!
NO! It's not over yet!!
LSLOTH sent out LSLOTH!
EVOLUMAN sent out ALAKAZAM!
DIE!!!
LSLOTH used ACID SPORES!
Sounds like something out of Starcraft…
Recover, Alakazam!
ALAKAZAM is loafing around!
No! What're you doing?
ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
Yarrrghhh!!
Critical hit!
*gasp* This is why… I refuse to fight in red version…
LSLOTH fainted!