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Written by Comic Battle #1: A newer new beginning. 2006-12-10 22:34:47 Player: James [No Record] Guah? Where am I? Jessie? Meowth? Anyone? NARRATOR WELCOMES YOU BACK! Back? But I don't recognize this dark damp scary place! I wanna go home! A mistake has been made! A different JAMES has been taken! Put me back put me back putmebaaaack! Nah! NARRATOR will just have to MAKE DUE! I'm not going to like this I think. NARRATOR is 99% SURE OF THAT! ;_; Location: Digital Core Aaaaah! I didn't see a teleportation tile anywhere! NARRATOR sighs! NARRATOR finally gets its JOB BACK and has to deal with a NEWBIE. NARRATOR sends JAMES back HOME! ROCKET STYLE! Team Rocket is blasting off agaiiiiin! And so began NARRATOR's SEARCH for a CHARACTER! NARRATOR scrolls down the list of possible characters! NARRATOR is not PLEASED! NARRATOR retrieves JAMES! Oh man you said I could go home! This place is too creepy for me! NARRATOR reccomends you press the SHINYREDBUTTON then! Oh, this one? JAMES presses SHINYREDBUTTON! ANGELIC CHORUS appeared! It's so beautiful! ANGELIC CHORUS wants to fight! But I don't! JAMES ran away! DIGITALVERSION used ARTIFICIAL LIFE! DIGITALVERSION has begun again! We find Digital Version, begun again..again. This time it is an idyllic place, no apocolyptic threats, no xbox jokes, and the excuse of RSACi ne'er to be found. Without such critical plot elements we find ourselves observing various inhabitants... Player: Artist [No record] Tch. The pencil broke again. ARTIST used SHARPEN! No PP left! ...what? How in the world? The SHARPENER BOUNCES off PENCIL! ARTIST finds himself questioning the LAWS of PHYSICS! But NOT a BOOMING RED VOICE! No, we're not going to break the fourth wall this early, give it some time. NARRATOR points out that ARTIST just did! Did what? BREAK the FOURTH WALL! Break the what now? FOURTHWALL appeared! Holy begeezus--! FOURTHWALL wants to FIGHT! What? Fine! But I'm warning you, I'm no mere ARTIST! ARTIST used BOAST! It's not very effective... You don't believe me? Then fine! Take a look at me now! ARTIST used TRANSFORM! ARTIST transformed into MARITALARTIST! FOURTHWALL wonders if he should be afraid of a WEDDING PLANNER! Huh-? Wait! There's a typo in the name! It's super effective! FOURTHWALL crumbles a bit! NARRATOR likes the TYPO! Fine-- it doesn't matter much anyway. Go! Pencil! MARITALARTIST sends out PENCIL! PENCIL faints! Send out next Pokemon? What? It didn't even attack! PENCIL was previously BROKEN! Tch, that's right, that's how the battle began. It's super effective! FOURTHWALL crumbles a bit! Fine, Go! Eraser! MARITALARTIST sends out ERASER! Eraser! Erase! ERASER used ERASE! MARITALARTIST's SAVEFILE was ERASED! MARITALARTIST begins to CRY! I-I had almost finished that work of art! You'll pay for this, FOURTHWALL! FOURTHWALL says it isn't ITS fault! Avenge my art, Eraser! Erase! ERASER used ERASE! ERASER was ERASED from EXISTANCE! MARITALARTIST ran out of Pokemon! MARITALARTIST sent out himself! Graaah! I'll punch you down! MARITALARTIST used PUNCH! FOURTHWALL was served some refreshing PUNCH! ...... GRAAAH! MARITALARTIST has become ENRAGED! MARITALARTIST's attack continues! 5 hits! FOURTHWALL is covered in PUNCH! FOURTHWALL fears for it's life! FOURTHWALL ran away! MARITALARTIST wins! C-coward! Why do you run away? Wild KOOL-AIDMAN appeared! Wild KOOL-AIDMAN wants to fight! Tch... To be continued... Player: MARITALARTIST [0-0-1] No, I don't have any fives, go fish. Wild KOOL-AIDMAN wants to fight! ...still! Oh, we're back? Yes! Fine then, are you sure you want to face my fury? KOOL-AIDMAN: Ohhhh yeeaaaah! KOOL-AIDMAN used OH YEAH! It's not very effective... Is that all you've got? KOOL-AIDMAN: Oh, yeah :( ...it's nothing to be sad about, that foe of mine seems to have been scared of you, so I'll have to capture you! KOOL-AIDMAN: Oh, yeah?! MARITALARTIST sends out HIMSELF! KOOL-AIDMAN used GREATBLUEDINI! MOVE was DISABLED! Didn't you know that stuff looked like antifreeze? Kids could've died! KOOL-AIDMAN turns RED with EMBARASSMENT! But you were already red. KOOL-AIDMAN turns CRIMSON with RAGE! Huh, I thought that face was painted on. That's just creepy. But wait! You were already red! MARITALARTIST used AROUND THE HOUSE KICK! ...roundhouse kick! Roundhouse! ATTACK comes back 'ROUND the HOUSE! Both combatants were hit! ...did I just kick myself in the face? KOOL-AIDMAN commends you on your AGILITY! Heh, thanks! You're just sayin' that. KOOL-AIDMAN: OH YEAAAAH! KOOL-AIDMAN used OH YEAH! MARITALARTIST was enraged! ^#$%!#%$# I can't even curse right I'm so mad! MARITALARTIST can't ATTACK right either! MARITALARTIST hurts itself in it's fury! Ahh! My wrists are cutting themselves! KOOL-AIDMAN shrieks in fright! KOOL-AIDMAN has bad publicity with SUICIDE! KOOL-AIDMAN forfiets in order to save MARITALARTIST's life! ...thanks. In gratitude-- go pokeball! KOOL-AIDMAN: Oh noooooo! KOOL-AIDMAN used OH NO! THE BEATLES broke up due to OH NO! KOOL-AIDMAN was caught! Yes! I caught a Kool-Aid man! ...now what do I do? NARRATOR suggests continuing your quest after FOURTHWALL! Oh right! But was I really on a quest? KOOL-AIDMAN: OH YEEEAH! KOOL-AIDMAN used OH-- Yeah yeah I get it already, lets just go. Location: Nearby JESSIE: Did you hear? That kid's got a Kool-Aid man! JAMES: Oooh! With one of those, we'd never go thirsty! MEOWTH: Better than that, birdbrain! With one of those I could become the boss's top cat again! JESSIE: And we could get commercial royalties! You know what this means, right? JAMES: We forget the twerp and go after this guy? JESSIE: No, you idiot! We go capture pikachu so we can steal all the pokemon we want! Including this one! JAMES: I like the way you think Jess! Let's go right now! JESSIE: But we can't. MEOWTH: Why not? Cat got your tongue? Hehhehheh! JESSIE used PUNCH MEOWTH was PUNCHED like a cat in Deb's arms! JAMES: ...why then? JESSIE: We can't because the battle is over! JAMES: Already? But we haven't even said our motto! MEOWTH: That's right! JAMES: This isn't much of a punchline guys... JESSIE: I'll fix that! JESSIE used PUNCH! ...you get the idea! END. |
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