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Plastic Version
Written by Christian

Battle #1: Welcome to Pokebattles MUSH! 2006-12-18 20:42:58

<Guest> Guest1 says, “So.. what’s the deal with the posing style? I think I understand it but I’m not quite sure.”
<Guest> Bella says, “Well, we like to do it in the style of the actual Pokemon video games, just for that flavor and campiness, and to add as something unique to set us apart from other Pokemon MUSHes and keep our players on their toes. I’ll page you an example.”
<Guest> MULLQUELL uses SIGH!
<Guest> BELLA uses WATER GUN on MULLQUELL! “Don’t make me @box you again.”
[Bella] BELLA uses PAGE GUEST1! “Generally, they’re in the format of: NAME uses ACTION!, or NAME uses ACTION on THING! Feel free to bend and twist them to your needs depending upon the situation, as long as you keep the format intact to some extent.”
<Guest> GUEST1 uses GESTURE UNDERSTANDINGLY! “Ah, I get it now. Okay, just making sure before I send in my application.”
<Guest> GUEST1 uses THANK on BELLA!
<Guest> BELLA uses MUFFIN SHOWER on GUEST1! “Okay, now send in your darn app if you want it read today. :P”


TIME uses SEVERAL HOURS PASSED!
And several hours pass. Bet you were expecting something funny to happen in this line, huh.


> who
--POKEBATTLES MUSH!--
NEW | Glue | 1 | 1m
OOC | Excelsior | 76 | 11m
IC | Gear | 14 | 48m
IC | Harlei | trainer | 1h 5m
IC | Axelash | 44 | 1h 8m
OOC | Dancer | 38 | 2h 56m
IC | Eva | trainer | 3h 30m
AFK | Lexington | trainer | 5h 5m
AFK | Tsukiki | 58 | 5h 27m
AFK | Mullquell | 39 | 8h 18m
IC | Entrance | 61 | 12h 57m
OOC | Faintest | 80 | 18h 6m
OOC | Shazammo | 67 | 1d 2h 48m
AFK | Dean | trainer | 1d 8h 50m
--ADMINS--
WIZ | Mack | trainer | 2h 4m
WIZ | Bella | 97 | 4h 47m
WIZ | Ingrid | trainer | 2d 13h 23m


> look *Bella/desc
Feraligatr, with a pretty pink bow, and a big scar down her back.

> look *Mullquell/desc
Something appears in your vision. Movement? A skitter? Shadows shudder, shunning the sudden chill in your spine. A perfectly ruined smile of sharpened, triangular teeth materializes in front of you, perhaps dripping with blood? Your attentions are drawn to a pair of blood-red eyes, slit with pupils or perhaps with slits that appear to be pupils. Purple vapor surrounds these, but as suddenly as it evanescently loomed it is gone.

...

> look *Mullquell/species

Gengar

> look
Green Pasture
Nigh-perpetually sunny, and strangely absent of allergens and mosquitoes, this pasture is just that awesome. Lots of low-level Pokemon, almost all of them friendly and benign, play happily in the many square miles of lush, short grass, punctuated by the occasional old shade-tree. O happy day!
(N)orth leads to Plastic Town.
(S)outh leads to Great Ocean.
Contents:
Glue


> S
You must be able to swim to do that!

> N
Plastic Town
The main hub of southern Extoh, this town has everything both new and seasoned trainers and pokemon need, with an overall futuristic jet-age type of design, interspersed with many convenience stores and dense parks. For some reason, the homeless are everywhere. Perhaps you should investigate this! Or just pretend it’s not there.
(P)okemon (C)enter
(P)oke(M)art
(H)ot (S)picy (R)estaurant
(T)ea (B)ar
Contents:
Glue


> +help Extoh
Extoh is the largest continent in the Pokebattles world, situated west of the smaller continents of Heeoh and Looh.
For Extoh cities and landmarks, +help Extoh/cities
For information on other continents, +help continents


> chat and stuff
<Public> GLUE appeared! “What up.” o.o
<Public> MULLQUELL uses SMILE! “Heh heh . . . fresh meat . . .”
<Public> BELLA goes all HYDRO PUMP OR SOMETHING on MULLQUELL! And welcomes Glue. ^^ “Your app made it, I see.”
<Public> GLUE... uses UH. o_O; “Don’t you do all the reviewing of apps, though?”
<Public> BELLA uses WRY GRIN. “Yes, but I just wanted you to feel special.”
[Mack] <Public> ...
[Mack] <Public> AWKWARD SILENCE ensues!
<Public> GLUE o_o
<Public> BELLA uses TONGUE STICK OUT. “Stop doing that, Mack.” :P
<Public> MACK is CAUGHT! “But.. but it was so fitting!” :o
<Public> GLUE is no longer freaked out! Sagenod. o_o “Well… anyone up to join me in my first RP on this MUSH?” :D
<Public> GEAR uses ANTENNAPERK! \O.O “Someone say RP? I love RP! Give me the RP… whoa!”
<Public> GEAR is SURPRISED!
<Public> GLUE is CONFUSED? @_@
<Public> GEAR uses POINT OUT OBVIOUS! “We are similar.” Beep beep.
<Public> GLUE can think of no response! GLUE hurts himself in his confusion! *bonk*
<Public> GEAR uses GLEE GLEE GLEE-GLEE-GLEE GLEE LA LA LA HUMTITUMTITUM~! “I will RP with you~!~!~!~!”
<Public> GEAR uses CHEER! “There’s probably a command for you to know where I am.” n.n


> think I have probably made a very horrible mistake.
You think: I have probably made a very horrible mistake.

GEAR arrives.

GEAR uses FLOAT DOWN SOME STREET SOMEWHERE AND STUFF!
GEAR floats happily, barely noticing the copious amounts of homeless on the ground, which he does not touch. Because he floats. In the air.


> look *Gear/desc
A shiny Magnemite, still with that new-Magnemite smell! Nothing remarkable, really... except that he’s in that iPod-white color. That might be significant, maybe. Dunno. Maybe. Dunno.

GLUE uses WALK DOWN THE STREET TOO!
GLUE fails! Nobody else is walking down the street!
...
GLUE uses WALK DOWN THE STREET THAT ANOTHER BEING MAY BE FLOATING DOWN!
GLUE walks happily, with a spring in his step and MORTAL FEAR in his tiny weak level-1 heart!

GEAR uses ZOOM DIRECTLY TOWARDS SOME OTHER GUY’S HEAD WITH SPASMODIC MANIC GLEE FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON BECAUSE YOU’RE COMPLETELY DEFECTIVE AND THAT’S A UNIQUE AND ORIGINAL ENOUGH PERSONALITY QUIRK TO FOCUS YOUR WHOLE CHARACTER AROUND!
GEAR gets STUCK!

GLUE is STICKY? Who’d have thought!
GLUE flails around helplessly. D:

HOBO appears!
GEAR is colored MUG ME WHITE!
HOBO uses STEAL!
GEAR is stuck to GLUE!
GLUE is picked up!


You gained a level! You are now level: 2

HOBO uses GRAB AND SHAKE!
GEAR is shaken!
GLUE is shaken!
GLUE weeps tears of ouch. D:
METAL PLATE IN GLUE’S SKULL is SHAKEN!
METAL PLATE IN GLUE’S SKULL goes CLANG, CLANG!
GEAR is MAGNETIC?! Really. He’s a Magnemite. A facet of him has been revealed to others! RPing is so cool! \o/

HOBO uses BATTLE FORK!
BATTLE FORK is DIRTY, WITH LIKE, ALL KINDS OF FUZZY BROWN STUFF, AND HOBO GREASE AND STUFF, EW!
GEAR is MAGNETIC!
BATTLE FORK sticks to GEAR!
GEAR is stabbed!
GEAR is knocked out!
GEAR de-magnifies...
HOBO steals GEAR!
HOBO runs!

GLUE stands alone, with a loose METAL PLATE IN GLUE’S SKULL. Burning ouches. D:
THE WIND blows and is cold. NOBODY is around.
And by NOBODY we mean NOBODY, not a wordplay-based entity called NOBODY.

GLUE uses DISAPPOINTMENT. “So alone.” D:


You gained a level! You are now level: 3

SHAZAMMO arrives.
SHAZAMMO flies overhead in a UFO OF PSYCHIC ENERGY. He’s so cool!
GLUE waves DROPPED PIECE OF OFF-WHITE HOBO CLOTH at SHAZAMMO.
SHAZAMMO flip-de-flopps! “Extra exit special arrangers!”


...

> look *Shazammo/desc

This Alakazam is mentally defective after being smacked on the head too many times, so he’s totally wacky and over-the-top, which makes him really original! He can barely talk cohesively, and yet he’s a super-talented battler! This gives his character lots of complexity and depth all the time for serious.

GLUE uses SMACK SELF ON FOREHEAD.
SHAZAMMO uses PSYCHIC to prevent FOREHEAD SMACK!
GLUE uses COMPLAIN ABOUT PERSONAL RIGHTS!
SHAZAMMO uses PSYCHIC to fling GLUE over the horizon!
GLUE uses CRINGE. “There should be a rule against this!” >.<
SHAZAMMO happy ANTI-ULCER; SPECIAL LOVE THROW! DISCY BALLY PROJECTILE LOVE LOVE HAPPY FLY. (This character is so awesome!)

GLUE lands face-first, far away!
GLUE is knocked out!


You gained a level! You are now level: 4

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