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Call it what ya want....The player is Nike. I'll get to the point.
NIKE is at a SHOE-STORE!
"Hmm...I think I'll get the brand...NIKE!"
NIKE always gets NIKE!
"So?"
NIKE needs a change of style!
"For heaven sakes, I co-own Nike!"
A BRICK WALL enters the ROOM as you SHIVER within the WATERFALL of NIAGRIA FALLS!
"What's that About?"
REEBOK wants to fight!
REEBOK sent out STINKY SHOES!
"Go, Nike!"
"Nike, you can beat'em!"
REEBOK's feet are STINKY!
It's super effective!
"Aaah...!"
NIKE ran to the BODY SHOP!
BODY wants to fight!
BODY sent out DE-ODORANT!
"You can't...That's clearly Copyright of the Armpits 'R' Us Business!"
DE-ODORANT used WIPE!
POTTY was wiped!
DE-ODORANT used...
"Ew...!"
REEBOK used METRONOME!
REEBOK used MEGA PUNCH!
"But How...?"
It failed!
REEBOK ran away!
"Alright, that's it, I'm getting outta here, hey , they're selling Pokemon Stadium!"
PokéMon Stadium! Only $29.95 at the store nearest you!
"Uh Oh..."
AD wants to fight!
AD sent out HELP TUBERCOLUSIS!
"Aaah! Wait, I have Pokemon!"
NIKE sent out ABDUL FROM NEGRO VERSION!
ABDUL used REJECT!
AD was rejected!
AD sent out AOL!
ABDUL fainted!
ABDUL was revived!
"Abdul! Shake it like you've never shaked it before!"
ABDUL used SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE YOUR...
ABDUL was interupted!
MEWTWO appeared!
MEWTWO pulled down ABDUL's pants!
MEWTWO: Oops...
"Abdul enough, come back you slob!"
"Go, Method Man!"
METHOD MAN used SMACKDOWN HOTEL!
MEWTWO was checked into the SMACKDOWN HOTEL!
MEWTWO: Yes, I'd like a room with exchangable diapers, I am not toilet trained, the people at the lab never tested me for that!
"What is he talking about?"
POKEMON: The First Movie! Along with Mewtwo's Origin! Buy it today!
METHOD MAN used SING!
METHOD MAN: You k......
MEWTWO used PSYCHIC!
METHOD MAN is actually GODZILLA!
GODZILLA used CRUSH!
NIKE was crushed!
"Maybe I should chaneg my mind, I'll stick with Brooks next time!"
Yep, Yep, I thought of this very fast, so don't expect a ***** star rating. |
