DactaMPR Posted On 04/25/00 04:00PM

Title: Sadam Husain: Narrator?!
Player: Sadam Husain

SADAM HUSAIN appeared!
Ha ha ha! Smuggling weapons is my specialty! But now I search for more, yes, MORE power!
More POWER?
Yes, more power!
NARRATOR shrugged!
NARRATOR asked if you want to take over HIS poistion!
ABSOLUTE POWER! MUAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I'll do it!
NARRATOR used RETIRE!
What? NARRATOR is retiring!
Here's my chance!
SADAM HUSAIN used PROMOTE!
What? SADAM HUSAIN is being PROMOTED!
SADAMHUSAIN was promoted to NARRATORHUSAIN!
Muahahahahaha! Now I shall TAKE over the VERSION in whichever FOOL decides to take this BATTLE-what the? Why is my script red?
Hello!
Hey, who's the BLUE SCRIPT!
My name is Jason Ross.
Ahhh! The WEBMASTER of POKéBATTLES!
That's right, Sadam. You can't stay in here for long. You must go back to Iraq.
Ha! You WISH! I can do ANYTHING! I can MAKE you do ANYTHING!
JASONROSS used SLAP!
JASONROSS is slapping himself!
*owch!* Okay, you ARE powerful...but you can't match this! Go, President Clinton!
JASONROSS sent out PRESIDENTCLINTON!
Hmmm, how can I RUIN this?
NARRATORHUSAIN used RUN AWAY!
PRESIDENTCLINTON ran away!
Whaaa?
Be afraid, JASONROSS, be very afraid you AMERICAN scum!
How can you even know I'm from America?
Um....TELEPATHY! That's right! TELEPATHY!
Whatever.
NARRATORHUSAIN attacked JASONROSS!
OOOOWOWWIIIEI!
Feel the MIGHTY power of the IRAQIAN LEADER and the NARRATOR! Muahahahaha!
This....isn't...fair....I...created...pokébattles...
It's super effective!
ARgh!
What the?
NARRATORHUSAIN is greatly hurt!
What...aha! I created Pokébattles! mUahahahaha! The old Luke Skywalker thing!
It's super effective!
Stop the PAIN!
Only I can, Sadam. Retire now.
Okay! Okay!
What? NARRATORHUSAIN is being DEPROMOTED!
NARRATORHUSAIN was depromoted to SADAMHUSAIN!
Aw....now my text is back to blue.
JASONROSS is laughing!
JASONROSS loves this ultimate POWER!
Let's see how you like this!
SADAMHUSAIN used NUCLEARBOMB!
JASONROSS was exploded into OBLIVION!
Ha ha ha...never try and compete with an Iraqian leader who keeps nuclear bombs up his sleeves...MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
JASONROSS lost to SADAMHUSAIN!

Notes on this: It was origanally Lance *because I made the Lance meets the Pokébattles battle* but Sadam Husain makes it so much better, doesn't it? -Dacta

JustAWriter Posted On 04/25/00 04:26PM

This battle belongs to Gold Version!

JustAWriter Posted On 04/25/00 04:29PM

Dacta, I think it would be better if we changed it back to Lance. With your permission, I'll put it up ASAP. Thankies

DactaMPR Posted On 04/25/00 04:29PM

crap! That was fast! That justawriter dude must be a fast
%n b/c I just posted that and suddenly..POOF! Anyway, thanx justawriter.
-Dacta

DactaMPR Posted On 04/25/00 04:30PM

Yeah, you can change it ta Lance. I don't give a damn.
-Dacta

DactaMPR Posted On 04/25/00 06:06PM

Uh, one problem. I think it might be a problem, because Sadam refers to himself a lot of times as the Iraqian leader. I guess you'll have to change that to the Elite Four Leader....and it might seem strange for Lance to suddenly pull out a nuclear bomb and say "Don't mess with the Iraqian leader, person who hides nuclear bombs up his sleeve." And the beginning....OH well, you'll figger it out, I'm sure of it.
-Dacta

JasonR Posted On 04/25/00 09:22PM

Yellow Version Battle #22
Author: DactaMPR

This battle belongs to Gold Version.

I've noticed you've decided to change the trainer to Lance... anyway I believe the name is spelled Saddam Hussein. (Not that we American Scum particularly care)

- Jason Ross, Webmaster of Pokebattles.com