IlluminaWebMstr Posted On 04/23/00 09:07PM

Here's an idea! How about a thread purely for commercials, that way webmasters can advertise without taking out space on this messageboard! just reply to this message with a commercial. er, don't do that until Jason says its ok.

Go to the Illumina Version for great battles about cheese! um, I mean uh pokebattles!

JustAWriter Posted On 04/24/00 10:13AM

Hey, that's not a bad idea. A Board just for advertising the sites.


Go to the Gold Version for that loveable anime counterpart Ash Ketchum! (and Tai...and Flint the Time Detective...)

DoubleD Posted On 04/24/00 11:16AM

Yep, sounds good. I think Jason was just annoyed at Ultrainer for creating so many...

Also, this would be a prime spot to argue over which site is best, without letting our aggression spill into the other threads, of course.

(Webmaster Of The Black Version - http://tbv.50megs.com/ - go there for great LIMBO bat-, er, Pokebattles)

JasonR Posted On 04/24/00 04:10PM

Good idea - go ahead and use this thread as you want.

- Jason Ross, Webmaster of Pokebattles.com

JustAWriter Posted On 04/24/00 04:15PM

So we can use this thread for purely advertising? All right!


Go Gold Version for battles with the loveable anime Ash Ketchum (And Tai...and Flint the Time Detective...)

DoubleD Posted On 04/24/00 06:15PM

Bah! While you use pathetic pre-made anime characters, I have made an entirely original cast of main characters, (and bad guys) generally not ones stolen from another site, or TV -- Muhahahahahaa!

To see this greatly original site, go to The Black Version: home of original characters, and original concepts. Once again, purely to end this message properly: Muhahahahahaha!

(tee-hee, I love doing that! - Oops, ruined the effect)



(Webmaster Of The Black Version - http://tbv.50megs.com/ - go there for great LIMBO bat-, er, Pokebattles)

Articuno255 Posted On 04/24/00 06:36PM

Bah! While you use pathetic original characters, I have let my characters make up their names, making 'em more original (one would hope), and they're not stolen either! Pikakakakakakakaka!

To see a site which copied pokebattles.com, go to Black Version. Uh, I supposed I copied pokebattles.com too :-!

Frost version. Currently higher than Black version on the Top 5- http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~jusden/pokebattles

I fink I gotses the bestest site becuz I have gots the.. er.. The bestest design!!!

Emerald_Webmstr Posted On 04/25/00 01:39PM

Yeah, while all of you use original characters, or anime characters, I use a wooden floor! Well, uh, erm, never mind. But I'm the only webmaster who uses an exterminator as a character! And none of you impudent whelps use a madador (bullfighter)! Vwahahahahahahahahahahahahq!!!

(You're right, DD, that's fun!)

--Emerald Version Webmaster
--http://www.pokebattles.com/emerald

JustAWriter Posted On 04/25/00 03:11PM

Actually Eme, it's Matador. And second of all, what could be better than three fine shows packed into one? We've got your Ash Ketchum from Pokemon, Tai from DigiMon, and Flint from his Time Detective show!!! The latest battle includes Batman and Robin, check it out, it's hilarious! By the Way, Gold Version has just got a great new feature! POKEMON POINTERS!!! Darn right, we've got Pikachu pointers, Charmander pointers, Squirtle pointers, and Bulbasaur pointers!!! Check it out!!!

pokebattles.com/gold!!!

((Let me try that DD)) MUAH HAH AH AH HAH AH!!!!!

DoubleD Posted On 04/25/00 05:08PM

Bestest Design? Hah! Let's ask Jason Ross that question... Muhahahahahahaha! It's Mine!

You think a wooden floor is original? Try a penguin, or, how about an APPLE? And has anyone ever exploded on your site do to extremely high levels of caifiene in their system? Huh, huh? Have they? I thought not!

And who's the first webmaster here to make his own custom graphics here? That's right... ME! Muhahahahahahaha!

Frosty, you'll only be ahead for a bit.. You'll see... You'll all see...

Uh-oh... I think someone sabatoged my pills.... Wait... Do I even take pills???... I don't remember anything past the purple bunny...

Anyway...

Visit The Black Version: The only network site that's.... uh... worth worshipping... yeah... (also that's a popup link - easy to view)

(Muhahahahahahahaha!)


(Webmaster Of The Black Version - http://tbv.50megs.com/ - go there for great LIMBO bat-, er, Pokebattles)

Ominis Posted On 04/25/00 06:40PM

Indigo Version:
the only site that will be on the network at the end of the week where fans can influence who is going to win!

Bwah!...
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...
TM!

Indigo Version:
Crowd is yelling "EVOLU! EVOLU!"
EVOLUMAN is getting up!
DEVOLUMAN is confused!
He fainted in his confusion!
EVOLUMAN wins!

Articuno255 Posted On 04/26/00 02:02AM

Sure I'll become a fake fan, and vote for Indigo to go down in the rankings (and hopefully me up, hehe)...


Frost Version:
the only fan-run site that the webmaster knows
is rated by rSAC... (muhahahaha)

Emerald_Webmstr Posted On 04/26/00 12:29PM

The ONLY one? You offend me! Emerald Version is rated by ICRA and RSACi as well! But Emerald is all 1s and 0s! I bet Frost Version has a few Level 4s in there! "Pha Qew"? Say that 3x fast! Come to Emerald Version, the only site that is rated by ICRA and RSACi and has a decent rating!!

--Emerald Version Webmaster
--http://pokebattles.com/emerald

ThePopcornMan Posted On 04/26/00 02:24PM

That's right! If there can be ads here, that means I might as well advertise my POPCORN!!! Just try and stop me! MWA HA HA HA HA HA *gasp* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

The Popcorn Man: POPCORN MAN'S POPALISIOUS POPCORN!!! Made fresh everyday! Now avalible in butter, cheeze, brocili, ice cream, butterscotch, poison, prune, and lima bean flavor! World's finest! POPCORN MAN'S POPALISIOUS POPCORN!!!
Order now and get a free copy of "Godzilla VS King Kong" for the DVD!!!
Darthluke: Man, that's an old movie...
The Popcorn Man: ...but funny! Get your POPCORN MAN'S POPALISIOUS POPCORN today!

**END AD**

There! I did it! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! AH HA HA HA!!! MWA HA HA! GWA HA!

- The Popcorn Man

.......AH HA HA HA HA!!! ...BWA HA HA!!! ...MWA HA HA!!!
...GWA HA HA HA...*pant* Man, now I'm out of breath...

KevDude Posted On 04/26/00 04:19PM

What? No salt? Anyways If you can advertise network site and Pokefreak can advertise his popcorn, I can advertise other sites!
Head to www.pokemonfactory.com/pokemorphs/ to vist one of the worlds greatest fan-fics!!! Plus head to the message board for great fun! Here are some you'll like:
Story Chains:
"Hmmm... This will either be an interesting idea or be really bad." (first in a series)
"Here's the sequel: Doompuff's Revenge!" (second in a series)
"MESSAGE BOARDERS: ROTVGVL: The Ultimate Menace!" (third in a series)
"Pokébattles"
Fan-Fiction:
"The Doompuff"(Pokefreak aka The Popcorn Man has given permission for Eric AW to use this story)
"Pokébattles: Message Board Style"
"A long and pointless Pokemon fanfic which the author is involved"

DoubleD Posted On 04/26/00 05:28PM

All I can say is... The People in my site favor the ever popular random symbol swearing, although their may be a couple level 2's in there...

(Webmaster Of The Black Version - http://tbv.50megs.com/ - go there for great LIMBO bat-, er, Pokebattles)

(And... Muhahahahahahahahahaha!)

Ominis Posted On 04/26/00 06:27PM

Indigo Version is a great site! Joy!


...

...

Ummm... Oh, yea!

Joy!

Mwa ha ha! Is your site going to have a Giant Magikarp?
Or a Articuno that made hell freeze over?
I think not!!!

...

...

And!!! Er.. Wait, what.. oh yeah.. does it have an ugly Jynx? Wait.. all jynxes are ugly.. Hmm... bye..

Articuno255 Posted On 04/27/00 03:31AM

Yea, suppose I'll have to force him to change. Hmm. DIdn't see that one (must be the tonnes of home work). Hey, at least It's rated correctly. It's not up to L3 yet...

Articuno255 Posted On 04/27/00 03:40AM

Ok, so forget that. If I remember right, I didn't know emerald existed (at least, not officially)...

Emerald_Webmstr Posted On 04/27/00 01:38PM

Emerald is #5! It is too official!

--Emerald Version Webmaster
--http://pokebattles.com/emerald

Emerald_Webmstr Posted On 04/27/00 01:47PM

Who wants to watch a penguin explode from eating a caffinated apple? Poor penguin! What about a couple of big eyed freaks who just happen to have a flying horse and a talking gnome? Or was that a flying gnome and a talking horse? Try these scenarios! A steel wall with psyciatric problems? A walking slab of wood? Or my personal favorite, a banner ad getting "trapped" by an ant trap? Then head over to Emerald Version, the only fan site featuring Bill Gates! Muhahahahahahaq!

--Emerald Version Webmaster
--http://pokebattles.com/emerald

JustAWriter Posted On 04/27/00 03:20PM

One who uses swear words obviously doesn't have anything intelligent to say. Who wants to read such degrading taboo, when you can enjoy completley clean family fun at the gold version, including Ash, Tai, and Flint. Come on down, at pokebattles.com/gold, it rocks!

NEW FEATURE: PokePointers are here!!! Yes, we've got Pikachu pointers, Squirtle pointers, Bulbasaur pointers, and, (my favorite) Charmander pointers!!!!!

Now ya'll come on down and have a gooooooooooood hilarious time!

ultrainer Posted On 04/27/00 06:21PM

hey,my site is great!(ultrainer starts singing flint's theme)hoon naga deen daga!um..whatever!?!?!ULTRAINER IS INSANE!ULTRANER POSTED A RIDICULOUS MESSAGE IN HIS INSANITY!
hoon nag deen daga!ULTRAINER STARTED DANCING!visit my site,the only network site to take place in...(ominous music)THE FUTURE-re-re-re. cant do it. dang eric and his pa system......if some people dont read this,ill post it.heh heh.... visit metal or die!!!mwuahahahhaahah!dont mess with the ultra!i will return to my site shortly,then an ultrainervs ultrakid battle will appear!WILD ULTRAINER VS ULTRAKID BATTLE APPEARED!sssssssh!not yet!hoon daga deen naga!nananananananaFATMAN!dont touch the penguin!lalalalaa!

ultrainer

visit metal for action packed battles with a touch of humor!oh,and DON'T FORGET TO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!

JustAWriter Posted On 04/28/00 12:02PM

Who else is disturbed by Ultrainer? Say 'aye'


........



AYE!

Emerald_Webmstr Posted On 04/28/00 12:43PM

Two things.

1. AYE!!

2. What's a "pointer"?

--Emerald Version Webmaster
--http://pokebattles.com/emerald

JustAWriter Posted On 04/28/00 12:51PM

A pointer. You know, the little white arrow? Well, a Pikachu pointer will consist of Pikachu in a pose, and a little arrow up at the top... get it?


Emerald_Webmstr wrote:
- 2. What's a "pointer"?

DoubleD Posted On 04/28/00 05:50PM

Bah - Pointer's my site is still secound on the opinion poll. Check it out: The Black Version.

(Webmaster Of The Black Version - http://tbv.50megs.com/ - go there for great LIMBO bat-, er, Pokebattles)

(And... Muhahahahahahahahahaha!)

Emerald_Webmstr Posted On 04/29/00 10:16AM

Who cares about those Comet Cursor things? Not me! Muhaahahahaha!

--Emerald Version Webmaster
--http://pokebattles.com/emerald

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EricMHE Posted On 04/29/00 11:12PM

Come one, come all! To Aqua Version, the first site to turn the cute, sweet-natured Jigglypuff into a berserk ruthless killer! See a maniac catch his idols to use as Pokémon! See the return of the Gym Leader of Saffron, Sabrina! See the best jokes on the Network!

In other words, haul your butts over to Aqua to laugh 'em off!

IlluminaWebMstr Posted On 05/01/00 12:41PM

Visit the Illumina Version for some great battles!
Future plans:
Updates: I will try to get the 6th star every now and then, but until summer comes I'll have only 5 stars.
Battle quality: I'm gonna try to bring this one up during summer.
Site design: Illumina will soon be going through A MAJOR site redisign soon that is sure to earn that 6th star.
*Realizes that there isn't enough humor in this post and quickly signals for a pie in the face routine and starts dancing like a clown before he realizes that his audience has already left*

Go to the Illumina Version for great battles about cheese! um, I mean uh pokebattles!

Mwadeedah.. er, that should be- Lahdeedah..
I'm gonna have a huge update near the end of may..(Yes, I know I'll probably be out of the rankings by then.. as in.. the WHOLE ratings.. But then again, by the end of may, I'll have a completely new design.. My pages I already have will be archived and converted to that design..
There will be the first "Graphic Battles" which I'm soon to post an entire thread about.. as well as "Audio Battles" which will have sounds, if you didn't know already..
Future Plans:
Updates: Consistant updates, instead of the little update alot, update a little.
Battle Quality: I'll write to the best of my ability...
Site Design: Major Re-do.

IlluminaWebMstr Posted On 05/03/00 04:35AM

C'mon! send in your fanbattles! Every single fanbattle I've got is from this
board, I will put in 3 fanbattles a week, every saturday.
Due to the fact that I dont get any fanbattles I dont
think you will have to worry about there being 3
fanbattles already ready. Just send em in! Soon to come:
Submittal through a form! And if I figure out how, instant
temporary fanbattle submittal to get your fanbattle on my
site instantly in a special page!

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VISIT THE ILLUMINA VERSION!
go to the Illumina Version!
PLEASE SEND IN YOUR FANBATTLES! I'M GETTING TIRED OF HOLDING THE SHIFT
KEY TO EMPHASIZE WHAT I'M SAYING!
Illumina
And that would be the end of my superhigh HTML content mindless commercial!!!
Have A nice day!
Cashier: Hey! that's my line!
Cashier wants to fight!
Illumina Version Webmaster is writer of this post!
Illumina Version Webmaster won!
woo hoo......
It's not very enthusiastic!


Go to the Illumina Version for great battles about cheese! um, I mean uh pokebattles!

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