xUMJx Posted On 03/28/00 09:45PM

The Search For UMJ
Battle#6: Unriveled Strength (well my other one was deleated so this is the new battle six.)


UMJ: Why did they trap me in this culdren? Was it because I am the god of evil? Was it because I mastered the force? Or was it simply they could not handle a black man
being so powerful? I could easily break through this culdrinl ike it ain't crap. But
I can't because of the document they tricked me to sign. So I am condimed to stay in
this place. But with each day I train. With each day I grow stronger. Soon I will be
so powerful that even that document can't hold me back. Soon I will evolve, but until
then I have my pokemon to keep me company. Each one I have trained to there maximum
ability. Even my magikarp could dispose of the strongest enimy. Yet I have no one
to fight. Even a god would go crazy in this posision. But not me. Long ago I have
surpased the god TYKO. Now yy only hope is Lil'man and D.J Master 14.
But it will take them to long to find all eight keys. I should be greatful. They
actually made a way that I could be released. And that is there fatel flaw.
Tyko: Ah the UMJ. You are truly the strongest of us all. That's why I must DESTROY you.
UMJ: You fool, you could never defeat me.
Tyko: You killed all my disipiles. Not even one by one. You just simply snaped your fingers.
UMJ: And I will defeat you by a blink of an eye.
Tyko: Really.
Joe: Tyko wants to fight!
Tyko: Go, DEATH.
UMJ: So you have brain washed my creation and made it obay you. This I will note.
Joe: DEATH popped out.
Tyko: Send out a pokemon!
UMJ: IF I must play this game. I will play it with style. Go, JEDI#2.
Joe: JEDI#2 popped.
Tyko: You put a simple JEDI against the most feared thing in the world!? Not only
that he's not even a JEDIMASTER yet! DEATH finish this mug of with a DEATH TOUCH!
UMJ: ...
Joe: DEATH used DEATH TOUCH!
Joe: There is no death, there is the force!
UMJ: JEDI#2 do what your heart tells you. Remember there reallly is no limit to your
power.
Tyko: NO IT CAN'T BE! DEATH use, FEAR EFFECT!
Joe: DEATH used FEAR EFFECT!
Joe: JEDI#2 is fearless!
Joe: JEDI#2 used SUPER FORCE!
Joe: It's super effective!
Joe: DEATH regained contiosness for the first time in a long time.
DEATH: I am DEATHFIST!
Tyko: HOW!?
UMJ: You see Tyko DEATHFIST could have easily destroyed JEDI#2 with ease. But you
have not found your true power to control him. Remember this defeat Tyko. And your
a god.
Joe: TYKO ran!
Joe: UMJ won the battle!
Joe: UMJ received a BIG HEAP OF NOTHING!
DEATHFIST: Now what master.
UMJ: Go help Lil'man and D.J get the keys to release me.
DEATHFIST: Yes master.
UMJ: Remember, never underestimate the weak. And never fear the strong. The key
to finding you true potential of your power is to focas and beleave. You easily
can easily bring terror across the land. Use this to your advantage.
DEATHFIST: You act as if you are the strongest bing alive.
UMJ: I am.

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I went to that website and checked it out.
I hope this is up to level two standards.

Lil'man: Well that's a first UMJ is actually tring not to write something offensive.

xUMJx: You need to get your own computer man. It kind ogf hard for me not to write some... never mind

JasonR Posted On 03/28/00 09:56PM

Nothing wrong with this battle...

The author labeled his battle correctly:
Yellow Version Battle #6
Author: xUMJx

- Jason Ross, Webmaster of Pokebattles.com

xUMJx Posted On 03/28/00 10:05PM

Dang man. I misspelled to many words.
Who ever takes this battle(IllimniumWebMaster) should spell check it for me.

Lil'man: Why wasen't I in this!

xUMJx: Because this was a story about how raw UMJ is.

Lil'man: If you don't shutup while your asleep I post my 50 reasons not to watch pokemon.

xUMJx: And If you do I will hit you over the head with my scanner!

IlluminaWebMstr Posted On 03/29/00 02:09AM

I took the first two so I guess I'll take the third,
The Illumina Webmaster

The Webmaster of the illumina version