DactaMPR Posted On 04/25/00 04:44AM

[EDIT: Note from Webmaster] Spoiler Warning: Do not read if you have not yet seen The Sixth Sense (and intend on seeing it someday).

Yup, that's right. The person who put Lance inside the blue version is trying out the message board with posting a battle.

Title: Pokébattles in Honour of the Sixth Sense?!
Player: Psychologist

PSYCHOLOGIST appeared!
Why hello!
PSYCHOLOGIST has a degree in CHILD PSYCHOLOGY!
Yes, and I have a beautiful wife!
Whose on ANTI-DEPRESSENTS!
Well, you don't have to share it with the world!
Okay!
NEWPATIENT appeared!
Hello. What's your name?
NEWPATIENT'S name is COLE!
Hi, Cole. You want to play a mind reading game?
COLE doesn't want to!
COLE says you can't help him!
Well, I'm your psychologist, so I'm helping you whether you like it or not, you brat.
COLE is angry!
COLE sees dead people!
Really now?
COLE wants to fight!
Fine then. College Degree, go!
Go, COLLEGE DEGREE!
COLE sent out DEADPERSON!
Whoo! It's chilly in here. Pass me that sweater.
DEADPERSON passed PSYCHOLOGIST a SWEATER!
SWEATER is covered in BARF!
Ahhh! It's that girl that won't stop spewing!
COLE calmed DEADSPEWINGPERSON!
COLLEGEDEGREE used HONOUR!
It doesn't effect enemy DEADPERSON!
Dang it.
CRAZEDPERSON appeared!
Ahhh! It's my old patient I failed to treat!
CRAZEDPERSON held up gun!
CRAZEDPERSON used SHOOT!
It doesn't effect PSYCHOLOGIST!
Why not?
Because PSYCHOLOGIST is already DEAD!
No I'm not!
Yes you are!
No I'm not!
Check then!
Okay!
PSYCHOLOGIST used CHECK!
BLOOD is running down PSYCHOLOGIST'S back!
Ahhhh!
PSYCHOLOGIST is DEAD!
Why, you just had to go and ruin the Sixth Sense for everyone didn't you, Narrator?
NARRATOR nods!
PSYCHOLOGIST ran away!
PSYCHOLOGSIT lost to COLE!

IlluminaWebMstr Posted On 04/25/00 06:26AM

Muahahahahaha! My eighth fanbattle!
Brain bonked you on the head!
ouch.... oh yeah metal got the seventh one....
oh, well, anyway, I claim this! *dramatic superhero music and flashes of thunder and lighting*
er, just how did my own brain hit me on the head?
...
well?
...
Everyone is staring at you for talking to some wierd unseeable voice!
I'll get you wierd voice!
Illumina is about to faint!
Illumina fainte-
oh no!
end post!

Go to the Illumina Version for great battles about cheese! um, I mean uh pokebattles!

IlluminaWebMstr Posted On 04/25/00 09:46AM

oh, I forgot to mention that it should be up by wednsday morning. if it's not please send me an e-mail reminder. Dirk117@aol.com
*runs away before the narrator can do something*
Can't escape!
curse you narrator!

Go to the Illumina Version for great battles about cheese! um, I mean uh pokebattles!

DactaMPR Posted On 04/25/00 03:49PM

Whoa! Already somebody claimed it! Whoo! THANK YOU, ILLIUMINA WEBMASTER!! *smooches your toes* THANK YOU!!!
-Dacta

JasonR Posted On 04/25/00 03:50PM

Yellow Version Battle #21
Written by: DactaMPR

This battle belongs to Illumina Version.

- Jason Ross, Webmaster of Pokebattles.com