xUMJx Posted On 03/24/00 07:59PM

100% Real
Battle#1: Battle Against The Jedi
Player: Lil'man

Before I start this battle I would like to say that Joe is the N.

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Lil'man: Well I must go unleash the UMJ.
Joe: Ally D.J asks why!
Lil'man: Because he's my brother remember.
Joe: Enemy JEDI appeared!
Lil'man: All shoot it's Jedi
Joe: Enemy JEDI wants to fight!
Lil'man: Well that was obvious.
Joe: Enemy Jedi says he won't let you unleash the UMJ!
Lil'man: Go, Vegita!
Jedi: Go, level infinity shadow pikachu!
Joe: VEGITA poped out!
Joe: SHADOWPIKACHU popped out.
Lil'man: Vegita use, super say-jin level 4.
Jedi: ShadowPikachu use FAST AS HELL SUPER EFFECTIVE THUNDERSHOCK.
JOe: VEGITA used super say-jin level 4.
Joe: VEGITA went super say-jin level 4.
Joe: SHADOWPIKACHU used FAST AS HELL SUPER EFFECTIVE THUNDERSHOCK!
Joe: VEGITA IS paraylized!
Lil'man: DAMN!
Jedi: I an destined to become the true jedi master.
Lil'man: Ahh go eat a ____.
Jedi: Finish him of with a DARKNESS ILLUSION!
Lil'man: Vegita use Big bang attack.
Joe: Vegita is fully paraylized.
Lil'man: Why!?
Joe: SHADOWPIKACHU used DARKNESS ILLUSION!
Joe: It's super effective!
Joe: Vegita fainted!
Lil'man: Now you have sealed your doom. Go me.
Joe: LIL'MAN sent out himself!
Lil'man: Feel my wrath you big bully.
Jedi: Shadow Pikachu use POSSESION.
Joe: Lil'man used feel my rage!
Joe: It's super effecitve!
Joe: SHADOWPIKACHU used POSSESION!
Joe: It did nothing!
Jedi: It did nothing! How!
Lil'man: Now to finish you off with a FINAL HYPER BEAM!
Jedi: Use FAST AS HELL SUPER EFFECTIVE THUNDERBOLT.
Joe: LIL'MAN used FINAL HYPER BEAM!
Joe: It's super effective!
Joe: SHADOWPIKACHU fainted!
Jedi: Until we meet again Lil'man.
Joe: JEDI ran!
Joe: LIL'MAN won!
Joe: LIL'MAN gained 100,000,000 experince points!
Joe: Lil'man is now at level 100,000,000,000!
Lil'man: That's write run you little kasama!
Joe: Ally D.J says if you would have fought JEDI you have gotten your ___ wuped.
Lil'man: Go to hell!

xUMJx Posted On 03/24/00 08:01PM

Yea UMJ you the MAn

JasonR Posted On 03/25/00 12:28AM

Battle Label:
Yellow Version Battle #4
Written by xUMJx

The original version of this battle contained a level 3 word. I have edited it. xUMJx, please review the language policy of Yellow Version before posting any more battles.

- Jason Ross, Pokebattles.com Webmaster

PurpleWebmaster Posted On 03/25/00 10:59AM

Purple Version claims this his!!! Hehehe... But, I'm going to have to edit out some of this profain language...

PurpleWebmaster Posted On 03/25/00 11:03AM

On second thought, maybe not.

xUMJx Posted On 03/25/00 01:24PM

You want my battles. Good.

PurpleWebmaster Posted On 03/26/00 06:32AM

He misunderstood me. This battle is too profain! I now don't want it! Hear that, folks? It's up for grabs!

I, The Illumina version webmaster claim this battle!!! *dramatic music sounds, and lighning flashes in the background*

hmmm, lots of profanity, is it okay to edit parts of this battle?

JasonR Posted On 03/27/00 04:27PM

You will have to ask the author's permission if you want to edit his battle. I have already edited this battle down to Level 2 language, which means that it is clear as far as Blue Version goes. If the author won't let you edit, and you aren't willing to publish it in its unedited form, then this battle will once again be up for grabs.

- Jason Ross, Pokebattles.com Webmaster

Level 2 is just fine.