| OrangeWebmaster (204.203.208.208)
Posted On 04/16/00 12:48AM |
For those of you who didn't see the movie, Steel, you may not understand parts of this battle.
This battle is not my best work, and I'm kind of tired now, so It might not even be real funny.. Oh well... *yawn!*
This is not how I think steel from the movie acts at all, just so you know. (please let there be someone who has seen the movie)
Battle Name: Steel's Vacation.
Player: John Henry Irons (Steel)
"Now that I've finished driving those illegal weapons off the streets, I can focus on other things!"
STEEL looks at MOTORCYCLE!
STEEL gets on MOTORCYCLE!
ENGINE won't START!
"Darn you, stupid engine, start!"
UNCLE JOE appeared!
ENGINE won't START!
UNCLE JOE says to call him UNCLE JOE!
Use KEY to start ENGINE!
UNCLE JOE uses KEY!
ENGINE started!
"What did you use? a key? i'll have to remember that.."
STEEL is RIDING on his MOTORCYCLE on 2nd STREET right next to a STOP SIGN!
"You don't have to exclaim to the world where I'm at.."
Oh, BUT yes I DO!
COPS appeared!
PEOPLE with ILLEGAL WEAPONS appeared!
PEOPLE with ILLEGAL WEAPONS were renamed PIW!
PIW sent out ILLEGAL WEAPON!
COPS sent out POLICE!
"Oh man, What a day."
POLICE used GUN!
ILLEGAL WEAPON used FIRE!
"AHHH!!"
ARMOR deflected BULLET and BLAST!
"Whew"
...into ENGINE!
"AHH!"
ENGINE exploded!
ILLEGAL WEAPONS exploded!
STEEL tried to RUN!
Couldn't escape!
COPS say you KILLED the POLICE!
COPS sent out GUN!
GUN used BULLET!
BULLET was deflected---
"Don't you understand, cops?"
STEEL needs to UNDERSTAND not to interupt NARRATION!
BULLET was DEFLECTED! Into BUILDING FULL OF PYROTECHNICS!
"Ahh.. bye.."
FIRECRACKER exploded!
BOTTLEROCKET exploded!
HUGE FIREWORK FUSE was lit!
HUGE FIREWORK went off!
HUGE FIREWORK exploded!
BUILDING FULL OF PYROTECHNICS exploded!
THOUSANDS of PYROTECHNICAL THINGS exploded!
It's super duper pooper scooper effective!
COPS were fried CRIPSY!
STEEL was fried CRISPY!
INCOMING CAR was fried CRISPY!
COPS fainted!
STEEL is STILL STANDING, barely!
"Ahh.. now I can enjoy a walk around town peacefully.."
PYRO appeared!
PYROMANIAC appeared!
PYROTECHNIC appeared!
They want to KILL you, BADLY!
"Eh.."
THEY ALL want to FIGHT!
"Heh heh.."
STEEL is backing away UNEASILY!
STEEL used RUN!
STEEL is RUNNING away!
ARMOR is HEAVY!
STEEL was renamed JOHN HENRY!
PYRO and CO. are in PURSUIT!
"Heh heh, you're a regular poet, narration.. Pyro and Co.. hah hah, it rhymes!"
JOHN HENRY is INCOMPETENT!
"Hey.. dont be pickin' on me.."
PYRO and CO. have caught up with JOHN HENRY!
JOHN HENRY used HAMMER!
PYRO was POUNDED into the GROUND!
PYROMANIAC used PIPE BOMB!
It exploded, MAJORLY!
ARMOR crumbled!
PYROTECHNIC used SUPER-HUGE EXPLOSION!
You should know from the name!
PEICES of EARTH are now floating in OUTER SPACE!
"Argh.. not good.. Ugh.. I hate the Vacuum of space.."
JOHN HENRY fainted! |
