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“Listen up, White Version characters!” said Julia, pulling a loud speaker out of nowhere. “I’m your webmistress. If bowing to anyone, it should be me!”
The characters looked at each other, then shrugged and scooted their cabooses over to Julia and began bowing. Farmer Brown, however, was left behind. He turned to DoubleD and began bowing. “Oh, mighty DoubleD…”
“Oh get up,” grumbled DoubleD, looking away. “You’re embarrassing me.”
“Wait,” said Matt. “If we have this kind of power in this realm…and if we combine that power…we may be able to defeat Doompuff!” The Webmasters looked at each other.
“NAH!”
“Guys,” muttered Jason, “I just realized something. Man, if we get too involved in this, and since Doompuff’s invincible, we could be here. Forever,” he proclaimed. His lips began moving slowly, as if he were stuck in some kind of time lapse. “Fooorreeeveeerrr. FOOOOORRREEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEERRRRR!” Jason slowly went over Ultrainer, bug eyed.
“Um Jason?” asked Ultrainer, who had the unfortunate fate of being glared at by Jason. He squirmed uncomfortabley.
“Uh?!” said Jason, not even moving his lips, his fingers curved like claws.
“Why are you talking so slow?”
Jason stood in that ridiculous position for a while, then returned to a normal state and looked away. “No reason.”
The ground began to shake. White Version characters got up in hysterics. “DOOMPUFF!” they all cried. Babies cried in their mothers arms as the Webmasters put in earplugs so they couldn’t hear the wailing.
“I HAVE FOUND YOU WEBMASTERS!” screamed the Doompuff, blood pouring from its teeth.
“This must be my Doompuff,” Eric mumbled to Orange Webmaster. “It speaks English.”
“NOW I SHALL DESTROY YOU AND THEN DESTROY YOUR NETWORK SITES!”
Jason looked at his fellow Webmaster and one Webmistress. “Look. I know this is about the first time we’ve even seen each other, but we have to band together to put together out mighty Webmaster strengths.”
“AHEM!” yelled Julia.
“Oh. And Webmistress.”
“That’s better,” said Julia.
“All right, I know this sounds lame…but did anyone ever watch Power Rangers when they were little?”
Julia’s hand shot into the air, waving around frantically. When she noticed nobody else was waving their hand, she slowly put her hand down. “Guess it’s just not your era…” grumbled Julia, crossing her arms over her chest.
“No, no. But what we do is…” Jason shot his fist forward. “RED WEBMASTER!!!”
All of the Webmasters looked at Jason like he had lost his mind. Which he probably had.
“WHITE WEBMISTRESS!!!” yelled Julia, punching in her fist.
1CrimsonKing1 shrugged. “CRIMSON WEBMASTER!!!”
“AQUA WEBMASTER!!!” tried Eric.
“FLAME WEBMASTER!!!”
“EMERALD WEBMASTER!!!”
“FROST WEBMASTER!!!”
“CLEAR WEBMASTER!!!”
“SURF WEBMASTER!!!”
“WATER WEBMASTER!!!”
“LIGHT WEBMASTER!!!”
“LAVENDER WEBMASTER!!!”
“TURQUIOSE WEBMASTER!!!”
“ORANGE WEBMASTER!!!”
“NIGHT WEBMASTER!!!”
“PURPLE WEBMASTER!!!”
“BLACK WEBMASTER!!!”
“SHADOW WEBMASTER!!!”
“CLEAR WEBMASTER!!!”
“GOLD WEBMASTER!!!”
“And sorry about the other Webmasters I forgot!” yelled the Author.
Jus' a question...DID anyone watch Power Rangers when they were little?
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