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Author: The Popcorn Man (SuperDuperYoshi@aol.com
Title: Teacher's Nightmare
Player: Bigglymuff
(BTW, I'm going to use The PB newsletter format-" " is speech and - - is narration.)
" I don't believe that student of mine! "
- BIGGLYMUFF doesn't believe that student of hers! -
" That Doompuff! I waste all that time teaching her People Eaters and Mega Slams, and now she goes and hogs all the glory from me! I don't believe it! "
- BIGGMUFF doesn't believe it! -
- EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM appeared! -
" There you are. You...I don't believe that you went around and stole my fame! You're gonna pay for that! "
- DOOMPUFF wants to know what you'll do! -
" I'll....CALL YOUR PARENTS! "
- BIGGMUFF used CALL! -
- PARENTS were called! -
- MAMANUFF: Shame on you, Doompuff! Shame on you! -
- DOOMPUFF: But....mommy... -
- PAPATUFF: No buts! You're grounded! -
- DOOMPUFF: WAHHH!!! -
- DOOMPUFF used POUT! -
- DOOMPUFF is POUTING! -
- MAMANUFF fainted! -
- PAPATUFF fainted! -
- DOOMPUFF: There. Now, you're next!
" Oh, no ya don't! "
- BIGGMUFF used BIGG! -
- BIGGMUFF is really, really, REALLY BIGG! -
- DOOMPUFF: Ack! Too big! -
" Heh heh...what ya gonna do now? "
- DOOMPUFF says she will become a FAN BATTLE author! Then, using her power as an AUTHOR, she will destroy all other players and rule the PokéBattles Universe! -
" Uh oh.... "
<<< END BATTLE >>>
Title: Revenge of the Authors
Player: Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom
Author: Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom (okay, not really, but for the sake of this battle...) DeathAndDestruction@Doomsday.com (fake e-mail address...)
" Heh heh! Now I'm an author! GWA HA HA HA! "
- DOOMPUFF is being evil! -
" HEY! The first time, you're supposed to say my full name! "
- KEYBOARD was GRABBED! -
" Hey! What the.... "
- POPCORN MAN: - Heh! Now I'M the author of this battle! -
" HEY! Give that back, or else!
- POPCORN MAN: Or else what? -
- DOOMPUFF began to DISCO! -
" Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive, uh-huh... "
- ERIC, AW grabbed KEYBOARD! -
- ERIC: Heh! My turn! -
- POPCORN MAN and DOOMPUFF begin to POLKA!
- POPCORN MAN: AGHH! I hate Polka! ARRGH! -
- ORANGE WEBMASTER grabbed KEYBOARD! -
- OW: My turn! -
- ERIC, POPCORN MAN, and DOOMPUFF are now in CHICKEN SUITS! -
" Bwrak! Brak, brak, BWRRAKKK!!!! "
- JASON ROSS grabbed KEYBOARD! -
- JASON: Heh heh....try this on for size! -
- An ANVIL fell on OW, ERIC, POPCORN MAN, and DOOMPUFF!
- ERIC: owww.... -
- OW: Mama Meia! -
- FANBOY GRABBED KEYBOARD! -
- ALL EXCEPT FANBOY: AHHHHH!!!!
- FANBOY: Heh heh.... -
- JASON, ERIC, OW, POPCORN MAN, and DOOMPUFF are now naked! -
- ALL EXCEPT DOOMPUFF AND FANBOY: AIIEEE! -
" Good thing I was already naked in the first place... -
- FANBOY: Oh, I wouldn't forget you, DOOMPUFF! -
- DOOMPUFF EXPLODED! -
- DOOMPUFF fainted! -
- ERIC: Great. Who's gonna be the player NOW?
- JASON: Let's draw straws.... -
Player: The Popcorn Man
- OW: Well, you lose, Popcorn Man, so you're the player. -
" WHAT? This thing's three yards long! "
- JASON: So? Mine has to be at least a mile long... -
" ...crud. "
- ERIC: We'll come to your funeral, good luck with Fanboy here..... -
" Thanks a bunch. Bah. "
- JASON, ERIC, and OW ran away! -
" This sucks! I'm getting outta here! "
- POPCORN MAN got outta here! -
Player: Fanboy
" Great, now I'm the author AND the player! "
- Heh heh... -
" Shut up, ya dumb narrator. Well, since there's no one to harras, I guess I'll end this battle. "
<<< END BATTLE >>>
There ya go.
- The Popcorn Man
P.S. Whoever claims this first gets both battles. |
